All this talk of John Mayer reminded me of when he first became popular and all my friends fell in love with him when he wrote “Your Body is a Wonderland”, but all I could think was: Dude must make the weirdest faces in bed! Well, that and: This song sucks. Not that we all don’t make strange faces in bed, but most of us (non-porn stars) choose not to share those expressions with millions of people. It’s also horrifying in video.
(Warning: Better mute your speakers before clicking that link.)

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